So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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