her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
vagina is talking i cant
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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