I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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