Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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