think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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