Christians are straight up FREAKS
there's paper in my vomit.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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