so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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