Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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