her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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