I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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