yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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