I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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