Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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