the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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