Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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