You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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