You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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