Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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