i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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