My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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