Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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