That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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