I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She announced her abortion via fbk
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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