it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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