Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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