you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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