i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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