like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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