: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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