What did we do last night that was yellow?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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