Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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