pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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