i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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