Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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