Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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