I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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