office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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