let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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