You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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