i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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