There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
