Don't you send me to vm
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
