i don't like sucking hair
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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