Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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