Dual....:-)
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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