office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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