grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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