Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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