Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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