you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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