the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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