no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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